I’m flirty because I’m sexy, and I’m sexy cuz bitches loves me.
1. Open your GIFs folder.
2. Use every fourth GIF.
3. NO SKIPPING.
You on the morning of the reaping:
I don’t wanna go to the reaping, please, please, let me here, I want to be free!
Waiting for the names to be called:
Okay, okay, I got it, I’m going to the reaping. Bitch, plz. I have so many haters that with I was going to be choosen (and I won’t) that would be like steal candy from a baby.
Your reaction when your name is called:
This is going to be my last day here, so I wanna sorry with all my haters: I’m sorry with I bit you… or pulled your hair… or punched you in the face… or stabbed your sister/brother… or something like that.
What you think of the other tribute from your district:
Hot, sexy, hot, sexy, hot, sexy, hot! OooOoOooOooOoOoh Lalalala, fiesta! Ai caramba, me gusta mucho! Burritos! Tacos!
Saying goodbye to your friends and family:
I know this is where I’m going to.
First thing you do on the Tribute Train:
Cuz everyday I’m happy, so let’s dance, fellow future husband, I mean, district tribute.
Reaction to the other tributes:
So, don’t kill me, okay?
What you think of the Capitol:
Wow, the food is awesome, specially the donuts one.
What you think of your stylist:
So, I won’t cry with I’m gonna fight ‘til the death. ~cries~ Okay, nevermind.
How you feel during the tributes parade:
Who missed meeee? Avada Kedavra!
Reaction to your score:
How can you be so hot and still got 0? ~chuckles~ Looooseerrr! —Oh, wait, what? That’s my score? Oh…
During your interview prep:
I’m kissing my disctrit male tribute like a boss…y robot.
Bitch, plz! You know what am I? I am FABULOUS!
How you spend your last night before the games:
And yeah, this is the mimic of my future hus— district tribute.
Waiting in the launch room:
…A bit nervous?!
You during the bloodbath at the Cornucopia:
I’m alive, bitches.
Your reaction when someone asks to be allies:
Whoever you’re… You’re sexy but, I already got a boyfriend. Soon we’re going to marry. With we don’t die before.
What you do for most of the games:
FUCK THE POLICE, FUCK THE HUSBAND THAT DON’T KNOW I’M HIS WIFE, I LOVE YOU, ALLY!
The first time you kill someone:
I’M SO FUCKING AWESOM——- BOOM!
You when the other tribute from your district dies:
Cuz I’m in love, I’m in love… with my ally. That I still not sure with is really a boy cuz I’m the ‘macho man’ here.
You when your ally dies:
Please, say it before you di— TOO LATE U MOTHAFUCKER, I’M GONNA SAY IT: I HATE YOU! CUZ U DIED! SO I DON’T LUV U ANYMORE! TROLOLOLOL ~cries~
How you feel when you win:
Yeah, bitches. You heard meee!
How you greet your stylist and mentor:
Whipping like a boss, baby! “This, is for never trained me well. And this, this is because you ate my cookies! And this, hoho, is for that stupid dress that I loved but I can’t think anything you did bad at me cuz I love you and stuff so yeah.”
You during the replay of the Hunger Games:
Bitch plz, I’m so fabulous!
The first thing you do when you get home:
I MISSED YOU ALL MY LOVELY HATERS!!! <3
1st GIF is your power:
I can read. I know the history, bro.
3rd GIF is your reaction to your ability/power:
But I’ve read Spiderman could do it. With I cosplay Spiderman why can’t I do it?
7th GIF is when you tell the public your identity:
I. Am. The. History. Get it? I can read. Histooory. History, I can read.
12th GIF when you meet Hawkeye:
15th GIF is when you decide to work for S.H.I.E.L.D:
Who said that I decided to work for S.H.I.E.L.D? Oh, wait, I said that.
25th GIF is meeting the other Avengers:
Too many heroes with too many powers and too many histories in a small place. I just can’t!
29th GIF is your reaction to finding out about Asgard:
Asgardiaaaans? Sex time.
34th GIF is your training:
Iwishtowashmywashwhistimsexybzzzzmnglkdjwop, uh…I can’t remember of anything I’ve read. Am I pregnant of a Asgardian? I hope not, cuz with I remember well, I never was that good at tongue twister.
40th GIF is when you learn about Loki:
Is it time yet to rape another asgardian? Fuck yeah.
47th GIF is the final battle:
What? But I’ve read Narnia was in a wardrobe. Why can’t we fight there?
Last GIF is when you win:
Everything is so colored, so magical! So beautiful!
50th GIF is you eating shawarma.
Hmmm, this is good. But it’s not shawarma, it’s tea, haha, IN YO FACES!
I know I know but but but I’M LAZY OKAY, I BORN THIS WAY, SHAME ON ME. IT’S NOT MY FAULT I HAVE A LAZY ASS BUT I DO SO DON’T TELL THAT TO ME LOOK I’M ALREADY CRYING OKAY I’M REALLY SAD AT YOU I’M LAZY BUT I HAVE FEELINGS, I HAVE EMOTIONS, I HAVE A HEART! But you, you come and talk the truth, you tell this without think this could hurt someonee! But but but this is my first ask so I LOVE YOU BB!
Anyway, I’m too lazy to do 5 gif memes per day (wow that’s crazy o.o bless the one who can do that) so yeah. Sorry for my english bro.
The 40th is you receiving your Hogwarts acceptance letter:
The last is your parents’ faces when you tell them:
We’re fucking awesome cuz our child is going to Hogwarts but we’re jelly so we’re gonna explode something while we do our badass pose.
The 21st is the first thing you do on the train:
My poor little oooowl!
The 22nd is you seeing Harry Potter for the first time:
Hey, we just met and this is crazy but let’s have sex, yay or nay? YAY!
The 82nd is you trying on the Sorting Hat:
The 18th is the reaction to the house you were sorted in:
I’m at Ravenclaw. (((okay, look, first time I did this on Pottermore I was on Ravenclaw but I wanted to be at Slytherin, so yeah, I love Ravenclaw, okay?)
The 80th is your best friend at Hogwarts:
DUDE, SHERLOCK AND I ARE SOOO BROTP. We’re soo friends but so frieends that I’m his John Watson. Okay, jk, I’m a girl….. I guess.
The 3rd is your Boggart:
GUUURRRLL, CALM YOUR TITS DOWN BUT LISTEN: I AM NOT YOUR BOGGART.
The 50th is you visiting Hogsmeade for the first time:
Everything is so colored and so pretty that I think I’m at paradise. Am I dead already?
The 61st is your Patronus:
My patronus is not Jack Sparrow. My patronus is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
The 74th is you finding out about Voldemort’s return:
Yeah, fear me Voldy, I’m killing you in my mind. ~
The 67th is your reaction to Umbridge’s appointment as Hogwarts High Inquisitor:
Me don’t like it. Me likes cookies and tea, but me don’t likes Umbridge.
The 81st is you finding out you failed one of your N.E.W.T.S:
Dear padawan, I failed but look at all the fucks I don’t give. I still luv you so let’s get married, k?
The 6th gif in your folder is your 7th Horcrux:
HE IS THE MOST POWERFUL HORCRUX EVAAH WITH WITH WITH THAT CUTE AND SILLY SMILE AND AND HE HAS A FRIEND THAT KNOWS ‘BOUT THE LEGENDARY UGLY BARNACLE, BUT THE 7TH HORCRUX IS HIM. THE SpongeBob SquarePants.
The 16th gif in your folder is the Death Eater you killed in the Battle of Hogwarts:
The Death Eater was pretty strong, but I finally won from him. El Toast Volador.
The 55th gif is you during Harry and Voldemort’s fight:
Wait, what the fuck is going on? And why that man have no nose?
The 43rd is when you almost died but ended up surviving:
I-I stayed 7 years here, now I’m a pround Ravenclaw, a beautiful friend and I almost ended, but but I still love you all my friends. And I’ll always love you. Always.
The 14th gif is what you do with the rest of your life:
My history… was so beautiful, bwaaaaaaa!
Your 2nd gif is Loki’s reaction to you
Woo, he liked it.
The 61st gif is The Avengers’ reaction to you being kidnapped
I’m that hot?
9th to last gif is how you feel about being in Loki’s hostage cell
It captured me…?!
Loki comes up to you with his evil smirk and you react with your 44th gif:
The evil smirk, is so sexy that I’m gonna die.
The feelings you and Loki share for each other are your 23rd GIF
I don’t love nor hate him.
What you want to do to Loki is your 32rd gif
…Okay, I would love to do that. Oops.
The conversation you share is the 6th gif
Sexy eye conversation.
Loki is getting feelings for you! Your reaction is your seventh gif
The last GIF is your reaction when the Avengers break you out of the cell
Loki’s reaction when he has lost you is your 19th gif
Farewell, my friend
Your 11th gif is how you feel about finally being free
How you react when the time to fight Loki and his army begins is your 14th to last gif
I’m a bit distracted
How you react to Hulk smashing Loki all over the ground is your 100th gif
Hulks always smashs Lokis! That’s what people do!
Loki is captured and taken away back to Asgard and your reaction is a randomly chosen gif